Expert Parking Job

UPDATE: Here's a truck in the Law School Parking lot. Genius at work.

Picture in the middle shows two neighbors' cars (left is idiot driver & right is innocent victim) [no, I don't drive a PT cruiser] and the bottom one shows the same crappy parker next to my car. Who are you and what is wrong with your vision/coordination?

"You Jerks"

You had one job!

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FedEx Sux (UPDATE 2x)

Found My Package

On May 30th, I placed an order for something Brooke let me buy for our 3-year anniversary (sweet wife). When the window popped up showing the order summary, before the heart-stopping click 'finalize order' - where you know you've messed something up, but can't do anything about it - I noticed that the company was shipping the item via FedEx.

They've got to know the secret password

Birmingham News Reports -

FULTONDALE, Alabama --- Solicitors or peddlers that knock on doors in Fultondale now have stringent regulations they must follow.

"The following practices very often become nuisances and therefore are of such public concern for the preservation of the privacy and safety of the citizens of the City of Fultondale that they must be regulated," according to an ordinance passed today that addresses peddlers, canvassers, solicitors and transient vendors.

The ordinance requires door-to-door solicitors to obtain a license from Fultondale, costing $10 per day or $30 per week.

The ordinance also bans soliciting before 8 a.m. or after 8 p.m.

Residents can further prohibit any solicitation by posting signs that state "No Solicitation" or "No Trespassing."

The ordinance has other regulations, such as stating that no solicitor shall continue repeated soliciting and shall immediately and peacefully leave the premises after the occupant has declined solicitation.

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Time to diet